I just had this random thought. Okay so, hypothetically, if you could absorb an entire book simply by eating all of its pages, which book would you eat? Once you eat the book, it basically becomes a part of you and you can recall every single word, page, illustration, from your mind at will.

Also, you only need to eat the pages, not the casing or whatever.

Obviously the longer the book, the more pages you'd have to eat. So this isn't simply a question of what your favorite book is because your favorite book might be way too long. Let's say your favorite book is Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson. That would mean you'd have to eat 1330 pages of it. So maybe you might want to choose something shorter.

Also, you can choose the exact edition of the book to eat. Let's say you wanna eat Library Of America's edition of Shirley Jacksons novels and stories. That would actually be my choice and it's the best choice because the pages are super super thin so they'd be easy to digest especially if you dip them in water and you also get her two best novels as well as The Lottery and a bunch of her other short stories.

So basically you should consider:

• How valuable the story/stories is/are to you (you want a good value per pages eaten ratio)
• The length of the book (basically how many pages you'd have to eat)
• Page thickness/quality and taste of the paper

So, uhh, yeah that's it. I hope the mods don't delete this for being too stupid. It was just a random thought I had. I think it would be pretty cool to just be able to recall you favorite book from your mind at will, to have it with you always. So this is basically like asking what lengths would you go to to have that power and which book is worth all that.