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Speaker 1: "My good man, may I trouble you for some grapes?"
Speaker 2: "The grapes are downstairs; there's a bunch—have at it."
Speaker 1: "Excellent, most excellent, and where do you keep your grape scissors?"
Speaker 2: "The what?"
Speaker 1: "The instrument with which you remove the grape from the vine. You can't possibly have me believe that you eat it with your hand—uhm, yeah, much like with any other human being, you pluck them and pop them in your mouth, like an EDM festival. My God, it would have been that some of us are stuck in the evolution process. You Neanderthal, you would have me believe that you plucked the grape with your very fingers, like some foul beast—oh, you reprobate."
Speaker 2: "Hey, look here, Bridgerton—this ain't the royal family crib, man. Either you go eat them grapes, or I will."
Speaker 1: "I can't believe that I was in the midst of a scoundrel this whole time. Your very presence sullies my essence. I must remove myself."
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I don't mean the "crib" or "EDM festival" part but the "Your very presence sullies my essence. I must remove myself" part.
PD. My favourite piece of media is the Arcane Netflix series, and I am currently reading Foundryside and I like it so far. So extra points if the books are similar to those stories
by Lentil_stew