Suggest me a book that is just page-turningly entertaining

Please help. After DNFing Jonathan Strange, Between Two Fires, The City and the City, and Ancillary Justice, I need something, anything that is just flat out entertaining.

I don't want to have to decipher the ins and outs of the politics of some new world, I don't want all the action to take place over tea-party level dialogue. I don't want to have to slog through anything slow.

I want to be entertained with lots of interesting plot! Drama! Twists! Turns! I want a book that I can't put down! Please help 🙏