At 36, trying to make reading a habbit. Suggest me a book with some, if not all, of these: Mob / Hitman themed, brutally sexual from a males perspective(could even have bdsm or fetishes), murder mystery, maybe also some comedy thrown in?

Some of my favorite movies are Goodfellas, Iceman, Shawshank Redemption, Tarantino's stuff, No Country for Old Men, Your Name, Flow, Casino, Radio, Catch Me If You Can. I am on a quest to find a book that sucks me in as much as one of my favorite movies. I want a book to really make me feel something. I've never had that yet in my life. I see people who enjoy reading so much, I want that. I read part of the first sleeping beauty anne rice book. It sucked me in for the first few chapters, then it started to feel like it was more aimed at women and maybe even some men, but lost my attention entirely.