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    Off the top of my head, I know many people pronounced Hermione wrong. The would pronounce it like “Her-me-one”. I was completely guilty of that.

    When I read Twilight back when I was a teen, Carlisle became “Car-liz-le”. It wasn’t until I made a friend during a vacation who turned out to be from Carlisle, Massachusetts that I realized I was really off.

    by TokkiJK

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    1. Practical-Sock441 on

      Dude I was saying “Her-moy-nee” for like three books until the movies came out and I felt like an idiot. Still catch myself wanting to say it the wrong way sometimes.

      Had a similar thing with Siobhan from some fantasy series – was pronouncing it “See-oh-ban” instead of “Shuh-von” for embarrassingly long. These Irish names always get me.

    2. Harkonnen. Read it with a long o first 10 times i read Dune. Should be pronounced with a really short almost nonexistant o.

    3. The Riyria Revelations. I called it “Rear-ra” when it’s “rye-ear-ah”

    4. The noun Colonel was a bit of a moment for me as I read a lot of Tom Clancy in my early teens.

    5. Kvothe from Kingkiller. I read it as Kuh-voth and frankly, I prefer how I say it. 😅

    6. Ok-Annual8751 on

      Not a book, but growing up I was convinced Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 was pronounced ‘Seph-ee-roth’, and I still can’t get used to its actual pronunciation. 

      He’ll always be Sepheeroth to me.

    7. PluralCohomology on

      Reading Gaul, I was pronouncing it as the word “reading” and the Roman province Gaul, rather than as “read (past tense) – ing” and “jail”.

    8. I’m not sure if there’s a “correct” way to say Gytha Ogg, but I think I’m in the minority pronouncing it with a short i like fish and not a long y like sky.

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