High octane action, visceral violence, explicit sex, easily understood characters and plot, all in that easy to read pulpy writing style.
I do not want deep moral quandaries, or eloquent prose, or complicated questions of philosophy. I want Michael Bay level spectacle and action, Tarantino level violence, I want pornography, I want trope filled, almost entirely forgettable characters.
Make my lizard brain happy.
by justaregulardude1234