Share your favorite non-famous opening line(s) of a book, and feel free to share whether the rest of the book lived up to those opening lines.
Iconic lines like “Call me Ishmael,” “Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again,” and “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” need not apply
I’ll go first:
“By eighth grade, Jesus Christ had been bone meal and rumors for most of 1,974 years, but we were only thirteen.”
-Chris Fuhrman’s The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
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