recommend the best **bhagvwad gita** to me after reading the requirements please if u dont know then kindly UPVOTE I NEED TO FIND AN ANSWER

hey im new here i wanted to ask if any of you can recommend a good bhagwad gita book to me

1. it should be in english i dont disrespect hindi in any way but i just dont know many words in hindi as i know mostly used words in english ( my vocab is better in english)
2. it should not just be a recitation of shlokas i dont get them at all i want the meaning not the text and most books just repeat krishna's statements right ? no disrespect k
3. it should be simple no problem with complex english vocab but the meaning shouldnt be swirled up like a jalebi nor it should leave out important info it should be a hefty book like takes 3 months to complete
4. it should have everything from beginning till thhe end of the actal book no parts no 21 messages from bhagvad gita it should be consolidated all in one place
5. see this may seem offensive but i dont believe in babas and swamis or any spiritual messangers of god no disrespect to any of them or anyone who does believes in them i just dont and its my personal belief alright so it should preferrably not be written by them or if it is then it shouldnt be influenced in any way

i apologize if i seemed a bit bratty but this is just what i wont no disrespect to anyone