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    1. James Patterson and Mr. Beast team up to hire a ghostwriter who will probably use AI to speed up passing this turd. FTFY

    2. Emergency_Factor_587 on

      “I trapped 100 children in a room filled with murderers”

      A thriller novel inspired by a true story

    3. CarelessStatement172 on

      Influencer novels are so bad lol hopefully Mr. Patterson is able to help.

    4. Panama_Scoot on

      Let me rewrite the headline—James Patterson’s team of ghost writers will talk to Mr Beast a couple of times while writing Mr Patterson’s next hit. 

    5. palemontague on

      And actually talented people can’t even get a short story published.

    6. Isn’t the headline James Patterson is writing a new novel and Mr Beast will add his name to it

    7. ChronosBlitz on

      I feel like there’s some level of celebrity where it becomes self-sustaining and you are simply famous because you are famous.

    8. apathetic_napalm on

      Finally, I can’t wait for the greatest story ever told to be born in this generation

    9. I think the intersection of Mr. Beast fans and people who actively read books is much smaller than they think it is.

    10. Righteous_Fury224 on

      Well there’s news that put an end to my doom scrolling for the night

    11. I didn’t think James Patterson even wrote James Patterson books anymore.

    12. InvisibleSpaceVamp on

      Isn’t James Patterson the guy who comes up with the basic premise and then lets a “co-author” do the rest but his name appears bigger on the cover anyway? And aren’t influencer novels usually constructed in pretty much the same way?

      I’m confused.

    13. SoCalThrowAway7 on

      To find the tiniest sliver of a silver lining that probably doesn’t even exist but I hope it does, maybe this will help some of the younger generation discover a love of reading they wouldn’t have even tried to find otherwise

    14. Do fans of Mr. Beast…read? Genuinely, I don’t mean to imply they’re stupid, but it’s a fact that young people are reading less. Anyone can watch a Mr. Beast video, but who are these people simultaneously fans enough to buy his (likely bad) book and also have the proclivity to read for fun?

      Then again, I don’t know who the hell reads James Patterson either, but clearly people do. Might be a perfect match.

    15. artwarrior on

      Yeah and Keanu wrote his novel and China Mieville just spell checked.

    16. They may succeed in finally creating the thing so many say is impossible: A written work of actual negative value

    17. merurunrun on

      “I’ve locked James Patterson in a room with nothing but a typewriter and a case of bottle water. If he can complete a novel before he starves to death, I’ll reward him with a $1 million publishing deal.”

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