Recommend me a book where the lead character is a female who is 15 and 3/4 years old, named Calliope. She is a heterosexual on Mondays, Tuesday and Wednesday and a lesbian for the rest of the week. She loves the sound of stilletoes on gravel and popping bubble wrap. She must be anxious, depressed and doesn’t know why she can’t get a job at the local library.
by Tinsky61