Seeking Middle Grade & YA books with funny chapter titles

I know this is not strictly related to the usual topics covered on this subreddit, but the school year starts next week and I'm getting a little desperate haha

I'll be the first to admit I'm not the best school librarian at updating my bulletin boards. I'm in a middle school, two of them are in the hallway leading to the library and not actually in the teaching space, and of all the things on my to-do list, it's the one that is the lowest priority no matter what.

One of the bulletin boards that's "mine" is actually down the hall from my room and does get high foot traffic. It's overdue for an update, and since it's meant to showcase library and reading related things, I thought it would be fun to do something along the lines of "welcome to your next chapter" or "what chapter are you in?" and then include funny/clever chapter titles from middle grade and YA books we have. There are amazing ones in the Percy Jackson series and I have options from Simon Sort of Says by Erin Bow, but I'd love at least 10. Any ideas for books or authors who actually name their chapters are greatly appreciated!